#KNOCK KNOCK JOKES DIRTY TV#

Read: Offensive and Inappropriate Jokes (not for the faint of heart) You get the question running and let’s start the dirty talking. Of course, we will not forget this exciting section of the dirty and funny question and answer. I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?Īre u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later! Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes. Love is like a machine… sometimes you need a good screw to fix it. Two fish swim into a wall… One turns to the other and says, “Dam!” With great penis, comes great responsibility. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?Ĭongratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me! Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong? This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.Ī worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!” Sex is like a burrito, don’t unwrap or that baby’s in your lap. I just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view only. Having sex in an elevator is wrong, on so many levels.

#KNOCK KNOCK JOKES DIRTY TV#

Sex on TV can’t hurt… unless you fall off.Ħ9% of people find something dirty in every sentence. My girlfriend asked me if I smoke after sex… I said I haven’t looked.

Let’s pump it up!ĭo you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind. Direct to the point and ready to hit the road. One-liner dirty jokes to keep short and simple. Never have dirty jokes for her? Here is your chance. Your turn: What are your best jokes related to Funny Dirty Jokes?.

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